The cannibal lobster-man comes to Augusta! Take this Clickhole quiz to see if you’ll win

Clickhole, the Onion spinoff site that satirizes Buzzfeed, The Huffington Post and other similar sites, posted a choose-your-own-adventure type quiz asking readers to see if they, as the cannibal lobster-man, can run for election to become the governor of Maine.

Yes, you read that right. Click through and get into the character of a half-man, half-lobster with political ambitions. It’s supposed to be funny, in case you are confused.

Here is a picture of many lobsters, none of whom will be running for governor.

Lobsters are paired with rolls at the 67th annual Maine Lobster Festival in Rockland this summer before corn and other goodies are added to the trays. (BDN file photo by Troy R. Bennett)

Lobsters are paired with rolls at the 67th annual Maine Lobster Festival in Rockland this summer before corn and other goodies are added to the trays. (BDN file photo by Troy R. Bennett)

 

Emily Burnham

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Emily Burnham is a Maine native, UMaine graduate, proud Bangorian and a writer and editor for Bangor Metro Magazine, the Weekly and the Bangor Daily News, where she's worked since 2004. She reports on everything from local bands to local food to all the cool things going on in the Greater Bangor area. In her quest for stories, she's seen countless concerts and plays, been lobster fishing, interviewed celebrities, hung out with water buffalo and played in a ukulele orchestra. She's interested in everything that happens in Maine. Albums for review are accepted digitally only; please no CDs.