Clickhole, the Onion spinoff site that satirizes Buzzfeed, The Huffington Post and other similar sites, posted a choose-your-own-adventure type quiz asking readers to see if they, as the cannibal lobster-man, can run for election to become the governor of Maine.
Yes, you read that right. Click through and get into the character of a half-man, half-lobster with political ambitions. It’s supposed to be funny, in case you are confused.
Here is a picture of many lobsters, none of whom will be running for governor.