Every state is the worst at something, including Maine. Website lists each state’s weak point.

John Crowley, chief pilot with the Maine Forst Service, prepares to take off in a Bell 407 helicopter in a 2011 file photo. (BDN file photo)

John Crowley, chief pilot with the Maine Forst Service, prepares to take off in a Bell 407 helicopter in a 2011 file photo. (BDN file photo)

In one of the more pessimistic listicles out there, the website Swifty.com found at least one way in which each state was the worst in the nation and made a whole slide show out of it.

I guess every state needs to be humbled every now and again, and there are plenty of listicles out there yelling from the hilltops about how great Maine and its many picturesque cities and towns are.

Might as well indulge a list that plays up our weak spots, too.

That said, all things considered, the thing Swifty discovered Maine’s the worst at could be, well, worse.

Apparently, Maine has America’s fewest heliports. In the world of reverse superlatives, that’s not as bad as what some other states have.

Fishermen huddle against the cold Saturday as they fish off a point on Shawnee Mission Lake in Kansas. (Brent Frazee/Kansas City Star/TNS)

Fishermen huddle against the cold Saturday as they fish off a point on Shawnee Mission Lake in Kansas. (Brent Frazee/Kansas City Star/TNS)

While heliport numbers are easy enough to quantify, some states’ rankings were pretty subjective. Idaho was tagged as having the country’s rudest drivers, for instance, because I guess the Swifty research team has never been to New York.

Georgia was labeled as having the least ethical legislators while Kansas was knocked for having the least attractive scenery.

Some of these “worsts” didn’t even seem all that bad. Maryland, for instance, has the fewest prison inmates over the age of 50. Quantifiable enough, but nothing Maryland folks should necessarily hang their heads over.

Washington? Fewest “Beliebers.” Until somebody announces some correlation between numbers of Justin Bieber fans and state GDPs, I doubt Washingtonians will lose much sleep over that one.

Some statistically provable ones that are, in fact, bad? Well, Alaska apparently has the nation’s highest Chlamydia rate and Indiana has the most meth incidents, among others.

Click here to scroll through the whole list.

Justin Bieber performs in Barcelona in 2013. (Reuters photo)

Justin Bieber performs in Barcelona in 2013. (Reuters photo)